A little humor from the competition

I'm a loyal Oracle blogs reader (no really, I am) and found this tidbit. I thought that Oracle Technology Network editor-in-chief Justin Kestelyn's contribution of "possible BART innovations from SAP" was actually pretty funny:

• All BART schedules and maps to be translated into a language that only SAP employees understand.
• BART to be split into 5 different systems, but you can't transfer between them yet. SAP is still working on a solution for that.
• A ticket "upgrade" will be required to exit the train.
• Oh, and you won't know where your train is going exactly. Just trust them!